No big success with Red Madleine, never came close enough within firing range. They drove her incognito, we couldn't figure out in which car she was. Anyway, the police has beaten the crap out of us. Some spoiled eggs have been eaten by punks, so police received only some of them.
All the bastards were here: Soros, Fukuyama, and plenty of officials from around the world. They want to make a new "Warsaw Pact" for demon-cracy, brr! Some Chechen refugees had their picket against the Russian delegation. They were left alone by police.
As the polish press agency reports, 3 anarchists came to a voting station local in Krakow with a dog, and put kielbasa and a voting card in a bowl. Asked what they were doing, they replied that their dog was giving his voice.
The press agency reports other minor disturbances during presidential elections caused by anarchists in Slupsk, Wroclaw and Chelm.
The affair with the pie on Balcerowicz's face revealed the very interesting character of the "enlightened european" youth which came to listen to his lecture. When Maciej shoved the pie in that pig's face, all the enormous lecture hall went dead, then after a few seconds all the nice european well-educated youth rose yelling "lynch them!". Somehow Maciej himself had the time to give a few interviews to the press and leave unnoticed by anyone, but the other anarchists present were almost thrown out of the balcony where they were standing by the mob which went out of control. Even hours after the incident, young europeans were moking nervously cigarettes with their hands shaking: a sacrilege has been made.
However in a symbolic act of revenge of our motherland the national TV has punished Maciej by airing on the same day a historic movie series about world war II, where Maciej played an NKVD stalinist officer hung by the Polish army.
The prime minister Buzek was pied yesterday in Wroclaw. He came there for a meeting with so-called youth, and also to visit a hospital, where medicine was lacking because of the structural financial reforms in health care made under his government. He played the good guy who brings the medicine back. The attackers (from FA-Wroclaw) can be charged up to 3 years prison for attack on a "public person" (this term describes a prostitute working in the government.)
Another politician fell victim of the "Pie International" in Wroclaw, Poland. Olechowski who is a liberal created a new political party which is supposed to break with the tradition of political corruption. Anarchist members of the Pie International expressed their fundamental disbelief by means of a creamy treat.
Two anarchists from Lublin have bombarded mr. Prodi's limousine on his visit to the town, shouting slogans against EU. Both are now under police surveillance. It seems the Lublin scene is coming back to life after long years of silence.
Bronislaw Geremek, the former minister of foreign affairs was pied two days ago in Szczecin when giving a talk about accession to European Union. The attackers from the "Pie International" (they are from FA-Szczecin) shouted "Down with the dictate of the Union". Geremek is the son of a dog who signed Poland's accesion to NATO.
Bill Clinton was hit with an egg by an anarchist yesterday in Warsaw. He came to have a lecture about globalisation. He got a lot of money for it. The papers write that it's understandable that he needs money to pay for lawyers because of all his scandals, but it doesn't change the fact that he doesn't have permission to work in Poland, and shouldn't be employed illegally.